when I was getting my braces off, I was texting my dad (ahem given that no one else would text me back, you fuckers).
me: mouth is numb, can’t feel a thaaaaaang
dad: lol
me: braces are almost off
me: i can’t feel my face
me: everything’s numb from my upper lip to my eyes
dad: okay i’ll come home and punch you in the face and see if you can feel it
so loving.
Hahahahahahahahahah











